setrshots.blogg.se - Catching predators

Just like nobody outside of Boston gives a shit about the "Big Three" of the Celtics. Just like nobody outside of Boston gives a shit about the fucking Patriots. So if there's not enough coverage of the Red Sox it's because nobody gives a shit about the stupid Red Sox. While he can blame the media, Alex Rodriguez and his agent Scott Boras all he wants, the fact of the matter is the media focuses on the shit that the audience wants to see. On The Herd this morning with the equally ridiculous Colin Cowherd, Gammons blasted the media for not focusing enough on the Red Sox victory. Well, apparently they didn't all make it out. I, like most baseball fans, assumed that brain aneurysm was simply caused by all the moronic thoughts trying to escape from his head at once.

Finally, he's the only candidate to support both an immediate withdrawal from Iraq and gay marriage.not that these issues are really important in comparison to the hotness of his wife and his allegiance to the Tribe.įinally, we at Catching Predators acknowledge that Kucinich's honesty, trustworthiness, and desire to engage in real dialogue with the American people make him completely unelectable.

And she makes up for the bad teeth with a tongue ring. Sure, she looks a little like Brian Scalabrine in a wig and high heels next to the diminutive Kucinich, but she's much better looking that any other candidate's wife. Now, I know she's a little blurry in the above picture, but that's mainly so you can't deny that I'm right. We haven't seen this type of political badassery since Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy to go fuck himself.

He essentially said Tuesday that President Bush might be insane.

In doing so, he displayed true loyalty, unlike that bastard Rudy Giuliani, who flipped like Ozzie Smith on Opening Day the second he saw a few Sawks fans from whom to beg votes. In fact, he wore an Indians cap while campaigning in New Hampshire. Lest you think this is simply a sports blog, Catching Predators is proud to throw our support (or, because I'm currently the only blogger on this site, my support) behind Dennis Kucinich for President of the United States in 2008. There are many other instances of Massachusettsians sucking, but this is a blog, not a motherfucking encyclopedia. You also produced John Kerry, a man so incompetent he couldn't beat George W.

Your fair state produced Michael Dukakis.

The band Boston made music so bad their own lead singer offed himself.

Aerosmith doesn't even write their own songs.

Ted Kennedy was drunk and took out a perfectly good car (and, incidentally, a girl).

Bobby Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.

Kennedy was soft and let a bullet or two take his ass out.

Regardless, Boston sports fans are walking around like they shit rainbows, and since I really don't have any sports related arguments to make (although I would like to point out that the Pats are cheaters, BC lost and the Bruins suck), I've decided to make the following point: Almost everything that has come out of Massachusetts since, oh, the Boston Tea Party, has sucked. Well, you know, CBS needs some ratings to make up for actually airing a show as fucking stupid as The Big Bang Theory. Ninety-eight percent of it's sexual right away.So, the Patriots defeated the Colts, 24-20, in Sunday's ridiculously overhyped regular season game. "They ask how old I am and they get right into it. "I don't like to give away my secrets, but I just say 'hi,'" O'Neal said. O'Neal is a trained reserve officer with the Bedford County Sheriff's Office in Virginia, working on a task force aimed at busting Internet pedophiles.Īt a secret location near Roanoke, "Good Morning America" recently found O'Neal working a case, exchanging e-mail messages with a suspected sexual predator. But he's more than just a figurehead he's also a cop - a real one. O'Neal is the national spokesman for a group called the Safe Surfin' Foundation. "We want to get these predators off-line," O'Neal told "Good Morning America." "It's very disturbing to see that anyone would want to harm a child especially in a sexual manner, very, very disturbing." Off the court, O'Neal is just as relentless, but now he's taking on a very different kind of adversary - online pedophiles. 10, 2005 — - On the court, Shaquille O'Neal is virtually unstoppable.